When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times →
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
When Mum comes into my room when I'm on Tumblr:
Reblog if when you discovered One Direction you...
Lol still do.
Relationship Status →
( ) Single ( ) In a relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Trying to make sexy face pictures. →
Other people: Me:
Carly: Hi, i'm C--
Sam: And i'm S--
Zayn: So sexy.
Sam: ...You're watching...
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
One Direction are my Dedication: I feel like I go... →
First, I’m obsessed with Harry, completely hardcore: But then, I’m like, “No, don’t be silly, you love Louis for his humor”: But then I’m all, “Meh, but Niall’s randomness is so adorable”: THEN, my love for Disney takes over and I’m all, “Liam should…
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100 Questions (Send a number)
1. Had sex?
2. Bought condoms?
3. Gotten pregnant?
4. Failed a class?
5. Kissed a boy?
6. Kissed a girl?
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. Had a job?
9. Slipped on ice?
10. Missed the school bus?
11. Left the house without my wallet?
12. Bullied someone on the internet?
14. Had sex in public?
15. Played on a sports team?
16. Smoked weed?
17. Smoked cigarettes?
18. Smoked a cigar?
19. Drank alcohol?
20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. Been overweight?
22. Been underweight?
23. Had an eating disorder?
24. Been to a wedding?
25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
28. Been late for work?
29. Been late for school?
30. Kissed in the rain?
31. Showered with someone else?
32. Failed my driver’s test?
33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. Been outside my home country?
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. Had lice?
37. Gotten my heart broken?
38. Had a credit card?
39. Been to a professional sports game?
40. Broken a bone?
41. Been unhappy about my weight?
42. Won a trophy?
43. Cut myself?
44. Had an STD?
45. Got engaged?
46. Been on a diet?
47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
48. Rode in a taxi?
49. Been to prom?
50. Played a drinking game?
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. Been to a concert?
53. Had a three-some?
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. Been in a car accident?
56. Had braces?
57. Learned another language?
58. Killed an animal?
59. Been at a yard sale?
60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
61. Wore make up?
62. Talked to someone via webcam?
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. Snuck out of the house?
67. Bought porn?
68. Had a virus on my computer?
69. Had oral sex?
70. Dyed my hair?
71. Gone skinny dipping?
72. Graduated from college?
73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. Voted in a presidential election?
75. Rode in an ambulance?
76. Rode in a helicopter?
77. Caught the stove on fire?
78. Got in a verbal fight?
79. Met someone famous?
80. Been on vacation?
81. Been on a boat?
82. Been on an airplane?
83. Broken something expensive?
84. Had surgery?
85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
86. Beat a video game?
87. Found something valuable on the ground?
88. Made a survey?
89. Stalked someone on a social network?
90. Prank called someone?
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
92. Been to a library outside of school?
93. Cut my hair and hated it?
94. Peed outside?
95. Went fishing?
96. Helped with charity?
97. Taken a pregnancy test?
98. Been rejected by a crush?
99. Been suspended from school?
100. Broken a mirror?