January 2012
When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times →
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
When Mum comes into my room when I'm on Tumblr:
Reblog if when you discovered One Direction you...
Lol still do.
Relationship Status →
( ) Single
( ) In a relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
(X) Waiting for a miracle
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Trying to make sexy face pictures. →
Other people:
Me:
Freddie: 3,2,1...
Liam: FLICK.
Carly: Hi, i'm C--
Louis: Carrots
Sam: And i'm S--
Zayn: So sexy.
Sam: ...You're watching...
Harry: iCurly.
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
WatchRule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
One Direction are my Dedication: I feel like I go... →
First, I’m obsessed with Harry, completely hardcore:
But then, I’m like, “No, don’t be silly, you love Louis for his humor”:
But then I’m all, “Meh, but Niall’s randomness is so adorable”:
THEN, my love for Disney takes over and I’m all, “Liam should…
Send me a number and I'll answer
100 Questions (Send a number)
1. Had sex?
2. Bought condoms?
3. Gotten pregnant?
4. Failed a class?
5. Kissed a boy?
6. Kissed a girl?
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. Had a job?
9. Slipped on ice?
10. Missed the school bus?
11. Left the house without my wallet?
12. Bullied someone on the internet?
13. Sexted?
14. Had sex in public?
15. Played on a sports team?
16. Smoked weed?
17. Smoked cigarettes?
18. Smoked a cigar?
19. Drank alcohol?
20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. Been overweight?
22. Been underweight?
23. Had an eating disorder?
24. Been to a wedding?
25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
28. Been late for work?
29. Been late for school?
30. Kissed in the rain?
31. Showered with someone else?
32. Failed my driver’s test?
33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. Been outside my home country?
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. Had lice?
37. Gotten my heart broken?
38. Had a credit card?
39. Been to a professional sports game?
40. Broken a bone?
41. Been unhappy about my weight?
42. Won a trophy?
43. Cut myself?
44. Had an STD?
45. Got engaged?
46. Been on a diet?
47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
48. Rode in a taxi?
49. Been to prom?
50. Played a drinking game?
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. Been to a concert?
53. Had a three-some?
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. Been in a car accident?
56. Had braces?
57. Learned another language?
58. Killed an animal?
59. Been at a yard sale?
60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
61. Wore make up?
62. Talked to someone via webcam?
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. Snuck out of the house?
67. Bought porn?
68. Had a virus on my computer?
69. Had oral sex?
70. Dyed my hair?
71. Gone skinny dipping?
72. Graduated from college?
73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. Voted in a presidential election?
75. Rode in an ambulance?
76. Rode in a helicopter?
77. Caught the stove on fire?
78. Got in a verbal fight?
79. Met someone famous?
80. Been on vacation?
81. Been on a boat?
82. Been on an airplane?
83. Broken something expensive?
84. Had surgery?
85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
86. Beat a video game?
87. Found something valuable on the ground?
88. Made a survey?
89. Stalked someone on a social network?
90. Prank called someone?
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
92. Been to a library outside of school?
93. Cut my hair and hated it?
94. Peed outside?
95. Went fishing?
96. Helped with charity?
97. Taken a pregnancy test?
98. Been rejected by a crush?
99. Been suspended from school?
100. Broken a mirror?
