My daughter: MUM, I met my friends parents today, they’re really nice!
Me: Oh, that’s nice.
My daughter: Yeah, her dad’s called Harry Styles, he was in that band. You know, One Direction?
Me: Shall we bake some cookies and take them round?
My daughter: If you really wanna…
Me: I DO, OMG. YES! STUFF THE COOKIES, GRAB YOUR COAT, LETS GO DARLING, DONT FORGET TO GRAB THE CAT ON THE WAY OUT!